The Polar Express/Belated Happy Holidays

Ok, so it's quite a bit later than when I recorded this, but the holidays are busy! Cut a girl a break.

Slacking (I Know, Shame On Me)

So, I’m taking the ACT tomorrow and I’m hoping that I’ll do alright. I’m not even a little bit worried about the English, Reading, and Science area, which is shocking because science is the subject I’m worst at, but I’m still a little iffy on the math. I think I’ll at least do ok though because I’ve been pumping my brain with equations and formulas for the past couple of days. Anyway, I’m sort of sick of studying so I decided to be unproductive for a little while. I know, I should just buckle down and keep at it, but a person can only take so much math at a time!

Have you ever just wished that boys would leave you alone? Well, if you’re a boy I guess you wouldn’t, or would, but I’m just so fed up with boys right now that I don’t want to deal with any of them for a while. It’s like, some of them are just your buddies and you know that and they know that, but then there are the dumb ones. Normally I’m dense as a rock about if a guy is flirting with me or not, but lately it’s becoming a lot more obvious. Right off the top of my head I can think of at least three members of the opposite sex that seem to be interested in me. I really legitimately want to be single for a while and not do any of the dating thing AT ALL. I know, I should probably be eager to con a meal out of some chum and maybe even make a friend in the process, but I have more things to worry about than boys and if I might send out signals I don’t want to send or any of that. That’s why I would much rather hang out with my girl friends and leave the guys out of the equation, unless we’re talking about some of my gay guys. They’re always welcome.

I technically get paid tomorrow! I wonder how long my check is going to last. I still have Christmas shopping to do and a layaway to finish paying off. I bet it’ll last less than a week. Last time it was gone in two days, but I did get the majority of my Christmas gifts purchased and hidden behind my bottom bunk (that’s right, I still sleep in a bunk bed, but one of the many things I’ll be working for after the holidays is a mattress for my bed frame. Brittany, you may know where the gifts are and even though you know none of them are for you, don’t use this information for evil. I’m sure you’ll be using what I got you fiancé sooner or later and it’s for that reason you’re not allowed to see it. I’m only addressing you directly because you’re one of two people that even read this.

I don’t even feel like it’s winter. Granted, it’s a little chilly and there’s SOME snow on the ground, but there’s no ice on the ground or anything! Come on Jack Frost! Hit us with your best shot! I dare you! Mwhahaha! Now, if there’s an actual blizzard, you’ll know exactly who to blame. Anyway, back to work....yay.

Christmas And Prattle

So…weird things are happening lately. There are Christmas lights….on the outside of my house. That NEVER happens. My dad is about the most likely person to say ‘Bah, humbug’ at the mention of the Christmas season. Granted, I can understand where this time of year can be…a bit much to handle. I mean, there’s the cold weather, the crowds, the shopping, the lack of money due to all the shopping, the decorating, the relatives, the lack of money, the wrapping, the cooking, the lack of money, the stress, the people who can’t drive in snow and go TEN FRICKIN’ MILES AN HOUR on a road that has been plowed and salted and is just freezing cold, the empty wallets. Believe me, I understand how…horrible the holidays can be, but at the same time I think I’d feel empty inside with no Christmas.

I think I’ve gone a little overboard on Christmas this year. I’d spill what I got for everyone, but I don’t want a certain someone to see my little list. You know who you are if you read this, which I would honestly be surprised if you do, but the presents I HAVE gotten I really can’t wait to get rid of. No, not because they’re cramping my room or are keeping a debt on my layaway at Kmart, but because I’m exciting for the recipients to receive them.

I shouldn’t be surprised, or annoyed, that there’s a lot of snow outside. It’s the end of November. Normally this kind of scenery comes at the beginning of this month. I should be grateful that I got sunny weather for so long, that I could walk around barefoot without freezing my piggies off up until about a week ago, but this is Utah. I could see the sun and grass again at the end of February or even up until the beginning of May. If there’s snow on my birthday, I’m going to be super pissed. Granted, it’s very unlikely, but it’s not as if it hasn’t happened before.

So I got asked out the other day. Ordinarily it wouldn’t be weird, but this is the first time I’ve been asked on a date since before my ex and I started going out. Looking back, I have realized something odd having to do with the letter D. This isn’t totally random, I swear, but the guys in my life, from potential to serious, their names have started with the letter D. My first crush in Junior High. His name was Daniel. My first boyfriend, who I dated in 11th grade, was Scott. He went by Scott at least. His first name was David. Then, about two months after I was done with school Dylyn and I started dating and now this guy’s name is Dennis. Weird, huh? I thought it was anyway.

It needs to be the 7th of December. By then, I will have taken the ACT and I’ll have money again…just 7 more days. Ugh! It sucks being broke.

It Has Begun!

Woo Hoo! It is officially the Christmas season! and today there is about 5 inches of snow in my back yard! I'd me more excited if I wasn't just getting over what I'm pretty sure was the stomach flu. Nasty stuff. Yuck! Anyway, it's snowing and freezing, the tree is up, and now all we need is my mom's favorite christmas song blasting in the background over...and over...and over again. Then it'll feel like Christmas. Watching her dance around while cleaning the living room in her nightgown. I have a video of it. However, I've sworn on my life I wouldn't put it on facebook. HOwever...this is not facebook. hehehe. Don't worry, I'm not that mean, but it would have made you giggle yourself silly.

I really wanna be done with my shopping, but it's hard to do that when you haven't any money left from your previous store ventures. Seriously, I have no money left. I got my paycheck on the 20th. By the 23rd it was all gone. Granted, I don't have much left to get, but it's still work.

I wanna go sledding....WOO!

I Hate You Too!

I am SUPER pissed right now! Like, way super pissed! It’s the most…UGH! Boys are just so stupid and a select few of them need to die terrible and slow and painful deaths! One of them being my ex. He is quite possibly the most imbecilic and boorish person I’ve eve met in my life, and I’ve met a lot of imbecilic, boorish people. He’s going up against my previous ‘best friend’. Yeah, that’s bad. Like REALLY bad. Earlier today he was bragging about how he had sex with some girl who I’ve met like once, but from what I’ve heard, she’s kinda a whore. Honestly, he isn’t my problem anymore so I could care less what he does, but I don’t want him bragging about his new-found plaything to ME. I don’t wanna hear about it. I don’t even want to talk to him anymore. The only reason I do is because he has a big pile of my books and I want them back. Yeah, that’s right, I care enough about my books to put up with his crap. However, once my library is complete again, I never ever EVER have to speak to him or see him again. There will be so much less stupid drama in my life once that’s the case. My life has always become less complex when my exes were 100% out of the picture.

To top it off, he’s a sexist stoner pig! He ever so kindly informed me that my opinion didn’t matter because I was a woman. Yeah, I’m not even kidding. Granted, I did say that his opinion didn’t count, but that’s because he’s a stoner, and by stoner I mean that he is busy smoking weed every night so what semblance of a mind he had is probably nonexistent now. At least I have a better reason for disregarding his opinion than his gender. I could just kill him. I would enjoy it too.

I hate boys.

80's Night

You guys should be excited! This is literally the 9th time I've tried uploading this video, but it FINALLY worked!

Hot Patootie, Bless My Soul!

So, in an attempt to get a video of my mom dancing, I failed. I didn't fail to get a good video of her dancing to Christmas music, but I promised to not put it on the internet and I am a blonde of my word. Anyway, once my mom refused to dance, I sort of...forgot that the video was on...and I started dancing myself. Normally, I wouldn't wanna share something this stupid, but considering how stupid I look, I just had to share it. Feel free to laugh at me. I did. Right after I turned the webcam off and realize and I gotten it ALL on video.

First YouTube Video

Alright, so I'm currently going through a bit of a True Blood fetish and I'm learning how to work the movie maker on my computer for all the epic times coming up. That and Jessica and Hoyt are the cutest couple EVER! I want a Hoyt. :(

True Blood Marathon(Possible Part One)

So tonight was AMAZING on a STICK! Monika and I watched the first five season of True Blood because she hadn’t ever seen it. It was super fun. However, amid our watchin’ of Season One, my webcam proved to be a hilarious distraction. He’s some of the stupid things we did to amuse ourselves.


WARNING:Monika drops a bomb in this video. if you don't like it, don't watch it.






Anyway, here are some of my crazy videos! We clearly had a lot of fun. Believe it or not, we weren't high or drunk or anything! Just stupid, because we're that awesome.

Cleaning Time

Ya’ll can think I’m crazy. Or that I have serious thrill issues, or something else amongst those lines. However, I get bored easily, and I loath cleaning so occasionally I’ll do something really stupid to spice up. My latest adventure consisted of me trying on my skinny jeans to find that they FIT! I was extremely excited because as it turns out my skinny jeans are my FAVORITE jeans, mostly because when they fit they fit like a glove and they’re flattering. Unless you have my lower body you have no idea how rare and amazing it is.

That was the first thing I did when I grew bored. The second thing I decided to do was just special. I have a chest. It’s pink with a zebra print on top. I was hoping to put a lot of things in it to make up for my closet space, but my mom decided to make it her blanket chest. It’s not really surprising though. I my mom has a lot of her stuff in my room. Anyway, I emptied out the chest and I didn’t want to fold the blankets again so I just stared at the chest for a while. Then…I crawled into the chest. I even have photographic evidence! See!



I honestly only wanted to be in there for long enough to get a picture and get back to work, but I had to call my mom before she would come in and see what I had accompliced. When I say call, I mean I had to call her phone. Then she wouldn't take a picture so I had to instruct my father on how to use a digital camera while I was squished in my box. However, my room is clean, short of being vacuumed. Tah-dah!

Twilight Vs. True Blood

So I may have already told you, but I’m a True Blood fan. I can totally get down with the idea of vampires hooking up with humans, but only if they’re ACTUAL vampires. I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again. Twilight does NOT have actual vampires or werewolves. Seriously, have you SEEN those movies or read those books? An actual vampire burns in the sun, they don’t sparkle, and they hunt humans, not deer. If vampires were reduced to hunting animals then they would be just as scary as my dad, which isn’t really that frightening. I’ve heard some people say that True Blood is just a remake of Twilight, and that irritates me. Twilight was released in 2005. The Southern Vampire Mysteries (AKA the books that the series is based off) was published in 2001. OH! Stick that in your juice box and suck it Stephanie Meyer!

Now, I’ll admit that I’ve read all the Twilight books and I’ve seen the first two movies. The books because I was younger and more stupid. The movies because my mother is a fan. It’s actually rather comical. When she doesn’t get mad about me not wanting to watch the movies with her.

Anyway, I know I’m probably the last person in the world to make this blog post, but I felt like I needed to, mostly because my mom decided to ramble about Twilight. If she wants me to go see the last Twilight movie with her, I’ll go just so she doesn’t yell at me about not going again, but I’ll wear a shirt saying Team Jessica and Hoyt! They’re the best vampire and human couple in the history of the world. They kick Bella and Edward butt! I guess you have to know the show though. Anyway, that’s my two cents.

And...ACTION!

I may offend some Coheed and Cambria fans, but I don’t care. I’ve been listening to them for a while now. My favorite song by them is A Favor House Atlantic. Anyway, until today, I thought their lead singer was a girl…and it turns out I was wrong. I was very surprised myself, but I guess some guys sound like chicks like some chicks sound like guys.

My niece was born three days ago! She is so frickin’ cute you have no idea! She has his head coated in this silky adorable hair and these tiny little fingers that can keep your finger right where she wants it, even when she’s sound asleep. Her name is Scarlett. I can’t wait to meet my other baby niece, Chloe. She’s about two month old right now. My mom says she’s a very sweet baby, so I can trust that she is. I’ll be meeting her around Christmas though so it’s not that far away.

Right now…it kinda sucks. I never really had a plethora of friends, but lately if feels like all of my friends are forever away. Monika is busy with school, which I understand. Education comes before social life. That’s just the way it is. Liz lives in Texas so I can’t hang out with her, and even if I could she’d be in school too. It feels like the rest of my ‘friends’ have stopped talking to me since Dylyn and I broke up. It’s clear that he got all the mutual friends in the split. Seriously, I’ve tried talking to them, but they don’t talk back. I guess they’re just the friends I never had.

I’m looking for a new job. It isn’t because McDonald’s has terrible uniforms, it’s because it’s becoming ridiculous. I literally worked one day this week. No joke. ONE day! And I’ve been working there for about a month, give or take. I still haven’t gotten a pay check. I mean, come on, what’s the deal? I work just like everyone else. I take orders, I make fries, I do the window, but it seems that I’m the only one who hasn’t gotten paid yet. I’m hoping I get a job at one of the many book stores I’ve applied to. Wish me luck. Or pray for me. That would be even better. However, if you don’t really do that then the wish of luck will be more than enough.

A Day At The Fair With Monika!

So my plan was to record my day at the fair totally on video, but that didn't happen. My mom offered to let me use her camera, which was great because hers is a 12 mega pixel and I think mine is 9. something, but my mom's batteries died after only ONE video, and by then we weren't going back home to get new batteries. The only photos I got were on my phone, but it worked out ok. The only video I got was of this horse we saw in the parking lot who had his front legs in the water barrel thing and was splashing himself. I haven't ever seen that before. Anyway, without further ado! The only video I captured.




It's very exciting isn't it? Don't worry. I was still determined to document the day, even if it needed to be through photos.

The first familiar face we saw was Spongebob. With Monika and I being the crazy fans that we are, we were extremely excited to see him.


He was joined by an alien.















After we left Spongebob and our blue E.T. friend, we ventured to the animals. Monika was a bit disgusted upon seeing some of the adorable animals excreting the bodily fluids. However, amid the feces and urine, we saw some adorable animals and some that made us giggle because they were so fat or creepy! The first animals we visted were the birds.

I thought this pigeon was funny. He was staring at everyone and seemed a bit full of himself. I would name him....Roberto.


Now THIS bird is just weird. Its eye is pretty much the size of its face! I said it looked like a gremlin. Monika said it looked like an ewok. Either way, it was different.


After the birds, it was onto the bunnies!!


And after the bunnies we went to see the rest of the animals. You know, pigs and sheep and cows. The works. This sheep was SO frickin' big! Seriously, this thing was bigger than me! I don't think Monika had ever pet a sheep before because she was so suprised that their coat was like a memory foam matteress.

Then it was onto the cows! First we visited the dairy cows and their babies, who were in the process of being groomed. It was when we got to the more stocky cows that things got interesting. I really don't think Monika has spent much time around barnyard animals because she was always so suprised and grossed out that they just peed where they were standing. The first thing we saw when we went into the second cow house was a frickin' huge brown cow taking a leak. We went through the rest of the place, commenting on how cute some of them were when we noticed a baby cow with his head on his back. We had no idea what it was doing, but we eventually noticed that the cow was staring at a guy who was sound asleep in the hay.

Once we had seen all the animals, we decided to go into the photography area above one of the three markets, all of which we had combed through by the end of the day. Since our funds were low, we didn't really buy anything, but we had fun 'window' shopping and trying random things on.



However, we needed to buy SOMETHING. Because of this, we decided to buy matching jewelry. Originally it was going to be rings, but the only rings we could find in our price range had the annoying split thing on the bottom and I discovered that I'm not the only one who loathes those things. Because of this, we ended up getting some epic bracelets.

After getting our bracelets, we started to wander around some more until we found a duckpond! I've been going to the fair since before I can remember and I had no idea there was a duck pond! We hung out there and just looked at the ducks. However, none of them we coming close enough for use to hang out with them so we started to feed them. Monika was afraid we were going to kill them because all she had to feed them was walnuts. I was feeding them applesauce. I put it in my plastic spoon and catapulted it into the water. Everything was great and fun until...we were attacked. It was so peaceful when they suddenly materialized from out of nowhere. They were...evil. Naturally, at the sight of them, we freaked out. I had my legs hanging over the side of the cement stage thing we were on. I'll be honest, I screamed like a girl and I was far from the edge in a second. They came in a swarm out of no where and they wanted our food, which we probably would have given to them were we not attacked. Since it was such an event in the day, I faced my fears and captured a photo of our attackers for my blog. You'll clearly see them keeping the ducks at bay. The demon geese.

Once we were safe from the evil geese, we decided to wander and look around again. We found many interesting things. There was a brass windmill, which was epic, and a frog vomiting a sponge.


Then, it was time to find something to do for free, and we did it alright. We didn't get much for free, but we had fun earning it. We got an emergency first aid kit and whistles that we used at the rodeo.

After that it was time to hit the rodeo. Considering it was dark I didn't take pictures of the rodeo because I knew for a fact they wouldn't turn out. But I did get a picture of the guy skydiving with the flag and the sasquatch.


After the rodeo we ended the night on a high note. It's tradition for my familiy and i to go down the big yellow slide. Monika won. After that, we went home, watching How To Train Your Dragon on the way down. We already have plans for next year. Only next year...we're bringing more money. Who knows, maybe I'll even drag Monika onto more rides that the big yellow slide. Either way, I consider this year's trip to the fair a success.

Better To Have Loved...

So ya know how in my first post I said that I was dating a guy? Well, that statement isn’t true anymore. Because of this, I have decided that it would be a good idea to keep myself busy. So I’m writing this to vent a little bit and keep myself busy.

We broke up literally half an hour ago. I was surprised. I was expecting it to be this big fight, but it was actually a lot easier than I thought it would be. Dylyn and I agreed to still be friends, which I think will be good. Who knows, maybe with some time we might get back together, but until then, that’s pretty much it. It’s one of those bittersweet things. Kinda like me going back to school. I’m excited for it, but at the same time I’m terrified about it, which is probably pointless, but that’s the only thing I can compare it to. I’m sad that we’ve broken up, but at the same time I’m happy we’re still friends and in the long run, if it’s supposed to happen, we might get back together. I just have to get over the bitter part of it.

Even though the break up was mutual, it still sucked like a vampire. This may sound awful, but I’ve already put away all the stuff he’s given to me. His weird arrow drawings, the dried roses from Valentine’s Day, and even the teddy bear his gave me that I’ve slept with every night since he gave it to me. The drawing used to be on my corkboard, but now it’s been replaced by my diploma, something I have to prove that I can do whatever I put my mind to. Caramel, the teddy bear he gave me, has been replaced by my first Build-A-Bear, who I named Brooklyn because I was going through a Newsies obsession at the time. I know replacing the things may be weird, but I can’t just have them laying around where I can see them. The point of a break up is to stop constantly thinking about someone and I can’t do that with reminders scattered across my room. And the things I’ve replaced them with are mine. Were it a brutal break up then I probably would have just gotten rid of the things, but I don’t want to erase our relationship. We didn’t end on bad terms, we’re still friends. It’s not like my last one. In my last relationship the only things I was given was a hat and a blue jacket. After we were officially over, I burned them, and I enjoyed it. My mother called me immature. I think we all have a right to be immature sometimes. If we didn’t then everyone would be out of their rights and that’s just wrong.

Anyway, that's really all I have to say. I don't feel much like writing right now.

Killing Time

It’s been a bit since I put a new blog up and I have time to kill before I jump into my hideous uniform and head off for work so I decided that it was time to say hello to my follower, even though I could totally just call you and let you know that I wanted a smoothie and wanted to die in a cool way, like in a fight with a giant squid or being eaten by a shark.

Speaking of giant squids, did you know that they have the biggest eyeball out of all the animals in the world? Yeah, it’s true. Their eyes are like ten inches in diameter. That’s diameter! Seriously, that thing’s eye is like the size of my head!

So I had an eventful labor day weekend. I had to be at home in the mornings, but in the evenings I went up the canyon to spend some time with my family. It was very cool. At one point I took my dog for a hike because everyone was either talking about guy things or women things, which to a point, both drive me a little bonkers. At least they weren’t talking politics though. I HATE politics. At this point you need to choose the lesser of two evils because it would seem that morals have become something that the world has come to lack. Anyway, enough about my loathing for politics. My dog and I took a hike up this trail called Deer River trail or something weird like that. Anyway, we’re climbing up the trail, dashing through the brush like a bunch of weirdoes when suddenly, the bushes to the left started freaking out. My first thought was ‘Oh crap, it’s a bear. We’re gunna die.’ but then I realized that if it were a bear then it probably wouldn’t have moved so fast, because that thing was getting away. I really don’t know what it was, but I’m pretty sure it was a deer.

If you’re wondering about my uniform troubles, not much has changed. I still look pretty unattractive in it, but as my mother so kindly pointed out, I’m there to work, not to look cute. I just don’t see why I can’t have both. However, I have been bringing a set of clothes to change into after work. It’s worked out pretty well actually. I have to iron my shirt whenever I need to wear it, but I would honestly rather do that then walk home in it. It’s hot and if I can get away with wearing shorts, a tee, and flip flops I’m gunna do it.

So I’ve told you about how my cat thinks that my computer is his bed. Now, my dog thinks it’s her pillow. I was sitting there typing away last night and she kept putting her head under my hands and messing it all up. Now it’s kinda funny, but then it was like, really? I wonder what my bird would have thought of the computer. She died a little while back. It was very sad. She was a very special bird. She absolutely loathed phones. If she was out and crawled on your shoulder while you were on the phone she would freak out at it bite the crap out of it and if you got in her way she’d do the same to you.

Anhyway, that’s all for now. I’m going to the fair on Sunday. One of my fiends is for sure coming with me so I’ll be sure to take a bunch of pictures and tell you all about it. Until then, I guess.

School-ness

I’ve begun to prepare for college in the spring. I’m extremely excited, yet at the same time…already extremely stressed and overwhelmed. Do you have any idea how much it costs for college? To go to UVU (the school I currently have my eyes on) it costs 2,144 dollars for one semester. I’m sure I’ll have a lot of fun paying that back once I’m done with school. I’m also looking into scholarships I might be eligible for.

As for my job…I really want to keep it, but I know for a fact that I won’t be able to even function if I’m working AND I have classes. School comes first so I think that I’ll have to let got of the job as soon as January comes around which sucks because I was hunting for a job for ages. At least in the meantime I’ll get some job experience out of it and I’ll be able to have an easier time getting a job in the summer. Or my mom suggested that I try and get jobs on the campus during the breaks.

I’m planning on getting my transcripts tomorrow. That’ll be my first step in getting into school again. I have mixed feelings. It’s scary, but at the same time I can’t wait. I’ve missed the learning that comes out of it. It sounds crazy, but I can’t wait until my brain starts hurting from working so hard or I can hardly keep my eyes because I’ve stayed up too late studying and reading. It’s a bizarre emotion. Of all things, I can’t wait to get my future started, and I just realized my tone in this blog post. If a mesh of words created a scent then these would be releasing an odor most cheesy.

First Day At Work

Ok, so McDonalds isn't exactly the most glam job in the history of the universe, but at this point, a job is a job. Besides, without a job there's no way I'd be able to get through school.

So today I worked the morning shift, which was pretty exciting, I guess. I think I only made a few total screw ups and I think my manager hates me because she was expecting me to get everything right and know how it all goes when it was literally my first day. You gotta give people a little bit of time to get into the swing of things. However, I guess I can understand where she comes from. The pace is pretty quick, which I like. It keeps you on your toes. I learned pretty much all there is to know from a guy named Jess. He was pretty cool, and he was tired like me so I think we got along ok. I was still a bit nervous so he didn't really see the whole real side of me. You know, the ditzy side that is extremely giggly. Granted, I did drop an entire box of spoons on my head this morning. However,I was lucky and the box wasn't open so I didn't have an insanely huge mess to clean up. I also learned how to make the smoothies and mocha drinks that I've heard are so good. It really isn't that hard. I was the drink girl this morning. It was actually really fun. I made coffee and smoothies and orange juice. I wanted to learn how to make hot chocolate, but another guy beat me to it. Ya know, I think I actually know who that guy was. I'm pretty sure we went to Junior High together. Anyway, I'm not sure. If I see him tomorrow morning then I'll be sure to ask him if he went to Canyon View. Oh the memories.

My uniform consists of a bright blue button down shirt, a baseball hat, and hideous black pants that were tailored for men. I know exactly what I'll be getting as soon as I get my first paycheck. My body isn't the best to begin with, but those pants...oh my they were terrible. And WAY too long for me. I had to roll up the bottom, but until i can get pants that actually fit me then I shall be using the wonderful technology of safety pins. I would never choose to wear my uniform on my own, but I'm getting paid so I won't complain. That and once I get good pants I can always just wear a tee shirt under my button up and just take it off before I go home. Or I can always change in the bathroom.

Anyway, that's pretty much what happened. If I had had the time to take pictures I would have, but I don't want everyone to see me in my uniform unless they're buying something. That way, at least I'll get paid. i really don't think I would dislike it so much if it weren't for the pants, but that can be fixed. Either way, I'm sure I'll get used to it.

Riddle Me This...???

Everyone gets bored, at least I really hope they do. If not then it's just me. Anyway, I suppose it's just an obnoxious outcome of life. One of many. Anyway, I tend to do rather imbecilic things when I'm bored, like making the vidoe I posted before this. Sometimes I play stupid games on the computer, other times I write, like now. I also play with my webcam, which always proves to be entertaining if I'm in one of my states. Lately, though, I've been lookin' at riddles and you do not have any idea how bad I am at them. Well, most of them. I know some of them right off the bat. Are you any good at riddles? Let's see.

If you have me you want to share me. If you share me you no longer have me. What am I?

I'm just going to let that torture your brain for a while and keep on rambling. If you wanna know the answer you'll just have to visit a search engine or keep reading my random thoughts. Or you can just figure it out for yourself. I shall hide it somewhere. Haha! I win. You're already reading my blog and if you don't already know the answer to the riddle then I'm sure you're wondering what it is.

You know what makes me feel really dumb? When you're thinking and thinking and thinking and thinking and thinking about what the answer to the blasted riddle is and it ends up being something so simple that a kid could have figured it out.

So I'm super excited for my life right now, selectivly at least. Granted, some people are irritating me, but as a whole humans are rather imbecilic so I'll have to get used to it. Other than that it's pretty gnarly. I FINALLY got a job after months and months of searching. Granted, it's a burger flipping job at McDonalds, but considering how crappy our economy is I'll take just about anything short of pimping, even though I would be an excellent pimp. By the way, the answer to the riddle is a secret. Anyway, now I have my own phone, for the first time in my life. However, they're gunna make me pay $50 for a uniform. I mean, if it was for something like Disneyland or something I think that would be more understandable, but McDonalds? Life if bizarre though so I suppose that I'll just have to keep my head up and bite the bullet, but I'm good at that so it shouldn't be that bad. Also, in October I'm going to see Motion City Soundtrack in concert with my buddy Monika. We also have a plan to possibly confuse her ex boyfriend. Hehehe. I've played the role of an L.A. business woman and now I'll be playing a lesbian to hopefully establish that she most definately wants nothing to do with him. Perhaps I should get an agent and start acting. Anyway, I can't think of anything else to say.

Aubree Dies

This is why I shouldn't be allowed to use a webcam. I'm doing dishes, then suddenly this happens. Enjoy.

You Might Be A Redneck With Batman

So one of my friends doesn’t believe that I’m a red neck deep deep DEEP down, but I am. Normally, this isn’t something you would brag about, but I’m just setting the record straight. If I’m not a redneck then at least I have proof that my boyfriend is a redneck thanks to a youtube video I found and one of the Jeff Foxworthy quotes in the universe. Now, If my boyfriend of any of his family members read this, don‘t take offense. I‘m a redneck too. My family owns a trailer, which is currently heaping with garbage. We have a massive tin full of aluminum that is supposed to be recycled, but we all know that no one is gunna move it. I say ya’ll all the time, not because I heard it all the time growing up, but because I can. I’m sure there’s more, but I currently can’t think of anything. So I’ll use this opportunity to share some of my favorite quotes from the Blue Collar boys.

If your house still has the WIDE LOAD sign on the back, you might be a redneck.

If you and your dog use the same tree, you might be a redneck.

If you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say Cool Whip on the side, you might be a redneck.

If your working television sits on top of your non-working television, you might be a redneck.

You may be a redneck if you have spent more on your pickup truck than on your education.

My grandma, just re'nly passed away. Hundred and four years old. S'right, but they saved the baby.

Her horse got a broken leg and I had to shoot it. So now, it's got a broken leg and a gunshot wound. I don't know what you shoot it for. I guess it helps the healing process. If it ain't better tomorrow, I'm gunna shoot it again, I'll tell you that right now.


Well I just don’t feel like writing any others down, but that’s it. Therefore, I know everyone has at least a little bit of redneck in them. Some of us are just better at hiding it than others, like with being weird.

So my cousin’s kids just left from having a sleepover last night. It was pretty entertaining. We played Lego Batman. I think it’s kinda funny that they were confused that I wanted to play the villain part of the game because I personally prefer Catwoman to Batman. Don’t get me wrong, Batman is awesome, but the Batman villains are SO much cooler. If you don’t think that The Riddler is awesome then there’s something wrong with you. I’m excited to see Johnny Depp in that role, but at the same time, I’m not sure who I’ll like as the Riddler better. Johnny Depp is epic and probably my favorite actor, but Jim Carrey is just SO funny! I suppose I’ll just have to wait and see.

Babble Babble Babble

So I officially have my first follower. Woo hoo! Hi chicka. Love ya. Haha. So, to be frank, I’m bored and have a lot of time on my hands for now. It’s very exciting, and as I said, I made the blog to kill time so here it goes.

I know a lot of people who love Twilight with all their hearts and souls. I’ll admit, I used to love it, but after a while, I just realized how….bleh it is. Don’t get me wrong, I love vampires and werewolves, but Twilight has just killed it for me. That and the books are just…ugh, I can’t even explain it. A seven year old could read those books. Honestly, I think the Twilight books are a bad copy of the Sookie Stackhouse novels with a few tweaks. The exception is that the Sookie books don’t consist of pansy vampires. At least the True Blood Vampires are hard core and know how to drink blood without killing a person. That and the people who get hooked on Twilight get WAY too hooked.(for those of you who don’t know, True Blood vampires are the same as the Sookie Stackhouse vampires). My mom says I don’t like the Twilight stuff anymore because I’m not a romantic. This isn’t true. I’m very much a romantic, I just don’t know what happened to the good romances. Or the good horror monsters, like Dracula. He would roll in his coffin if saw what had become of his species.

Anyway, my cat is really lazy lately. If I bring my computer into the kitchen with me to do laundry or something so I can watch a movie or something then I can put it literally anywhere and he’s convinced that it’s his bed. He’ll jump onto whatever surface I have my computer on and just plop own on my keyboard. Perhaps it’s because it’s warm and he needs 19 hours of sleep a day, but it’s starting to get annoying. He’s really cute, but he has a knack for putting himself where he doesn’t belong. About a week ago he climbed into the cupboard when I was unloading the dishwasher. It was cute before I had to clean his fur out of the cupboard.

My mother lost her pins so right now she’s stealing my voodoo bird. I don’t actually practice voodoo, but my pin cushion that my great aunt gave to me for my graduation looks like a stuffed animal blue bird, so I call it my voodoo bird.

I don’t know how my mom doesn’t get burned out with sewing. I’ve helped her make two baby quilts and I’m already fed up with it. She’s still going at it! Granted, I know that we have three(yeah that’s right three) baby showers we have to go next week, one of which we’re in charge of, but wouldn’t you think it would be a better idea to do all of the blankets and everything in moderation instead of waiting until last minute and just pulling it all out? Oh well. I’m not a huge fan of baby showers so maybe if I’m lucky I’ll have to work when one of them takes place. That sounds terrible, but I don’t really care. With my mom’s mouth a baby shower is never one of those things where you’re there for half an hour and you head out. No, it’s an all day affair.

So I’m thinking about starting to put videos of me rambling on here as soon as I get more followers. I’ve discovered how I can do that. It’s fun to play with a webcam. Mine does this thing there it makes it look like you’re breathing fire. It’s probably not all that amazing and a bunch of other webcams probably have it, but I found it a little while ago and I think it’s awesome.

I really need to fold laundry, which sucks because my job has been the kitchen since I was 16 so I would rather just finish my chore and say I don’t have to do anything else, but I can’t pull something like that until I’m actually working and paying rent. I’m gunna go and mop instead. Maybe stretch if I have the time. Depending on if I get bored I might write something else tomorrow, but I’m done for today.

Is Anybody Out There?

So this is my blog. Pretty great, isn't it? Well, i guess not, but you can't have everything. I suppose it's about time that I have a blog that I won't forget about. That and I'm sort of bored. I just finished helping my mother tie a baby quilt for my older sister, who's ready to pop in a little bit. I would think she'd be sick of pregnant daughters having daughters, considering the fact that she recently returned home from helping my other sister with her new baby girl, but it seems like the only thing wearing on her nerves is having so many projects to complete. That and the mess that the house is. Now, I may have been home alone for about a week recently, but by some miracle, the house was clean before she came here and now it looks like a tornardo decided to go crazy on it. Considering that I spent at least 9 hours cleaning for her arrival, no one is more irritated by this than I am.

So if anyone decides to follow this that's one of my facebook friends then don't be confused that I have a blog and a facebook. Granted, I still go on facebook all the time, but facebook isn't a blog. Facebook is a social network that serves as an excuse to play Zanga games while you wait for your friends and relatives to get on the computer and reply to you or look at your status. Don't get me wrong, I like facebook, but whatever happened to sending out actual invitations to big events or just calling someone if you need to talk to them about something important?

Anyway, I'm currently dating a guy. He's kinda dumb but he's sweet(most of the time). I'll soon be starting my first actual job next week. I'm pretty excited. If you want a burger then you can come and buy one from me to support my paycheck. I won't mind at all. However, I may ignore you considering that I'd be working.

Anyway, I guess I should finish this up because my mother wants me to start pinning another quilt(the thrid one of the night. ugh.) I better finish this up.