Killing Time

It’s been a bit since I put a new blog up and I have time to kill before I jump into my hideous uniform and head off for work so I decided that it was time to say hello to my follower, even though I could totally just call you and let you know that I wanted a smoothie and wanted to die in a cool way, like in a fight with a giant squid or being eaten by a shark.

Speaking of giant squids, did you know that they have the biggest eyeball out of all the animals in the world? Yeah, it’s true. Their eyes are like ten inches in diameter. That’s diameter! Seriously, that thing’s eye is like the size of my head!

So I had an eventful labor day weekend. I had to be at home in the mornings, but in the evenings I went up the canyon to spend some time with my family. It was very cool. At one point I took my dog for a hike because everyone was either talking about guy things or women things, which to a point, both drive me a little bonkers. At least they weren’t talking politics though. I HATE politics. At this point you need to choose the lesser of two evils because it would seem that morals have become something that the world has come to lack. Anyway, enough about my loathing for politics. My dog and I took a hike up this trail called Deer River trail or something weird like that. Anyway, we’re climbing up the trail, dashing through the brush like a bunch of weirdoes when suddenly, the bushes to the left started freaking out. My first thought was ‘Oh crap, it’s a bear. We’re gunna die.’ but then I realized that if it were a bear then it probably wouldn’t have moved so fast, because that thing was getting away. I really don’t know what it was, but I’m pretty sure it was a deer.

If you’re wondering about my uniform troubles, not much has changed. I still look pretty unattractive in it, but as my mother so kindly pointed out, I’m there to work, not to look cute. I just don’t see why I can’t have both. However, I have been bringing a set of clothes to change into after work. It’s worked out pretty well actually. I have to iron my shirt whenever I need to wear it, but I would honestly rather do that then walk home in it. It’s hot and if I can get away with wearing shorts, a tee, and flip flops I’m gunna do it.

So I’ve told you about how my cat thinks that my computer is his bed. Now, my dog thinks it’s her pillow. I was sitting there typing away last night and she kept putting her head under my hands and messing it all up. Now it’s kinda funny, but then it was like, really? I wonder what my bird would have thought of the computer. She died a little while back. It was very sad. She was a very special bird. She absolutely loathed phones. If she was out and crawled on your shoulder while you were on the phone she would freak out at it bite the crap out of it and if you got in her way she’d do the same to you.

Anhyway, that’s all for now. I’m going to the fair on Sunday. One of my fiends is for sure coming with me so I’ll be sure to take a bunch of pictures and tell you all about it. Until then, I guess.