You Might Be A Redneck With Batman

So one of my friends doesn’t believe that I’m a red neck deep deep DEEP down, but I am. Normally, this isn’t something you would brag about, but I’m just setting the record straight. If I’m not a redneck then at least I have proof that my boyfriend is a redneck thanks to a youtube video I found and one of the Jeff Foxworthy quotes in the universe. Now, If my boyfriend of any of his family members read this, don‘t take offense. I‘m a redneck too. My family owns a trailer, which is currently heaping with garbage. We have a massive tin full of aluminum that is supposed to be recycled, but we all know that no one is gunna move it. I say ya’ll all the time, not because I heard it all the time growing up, but because I can. I’m sure there’s more, but I currently can’t think of anything. So I’ll use this opportunity to share some of my favorite quotes from the Blue Collar boys.

If your house still has the WIDE LOAD sign on the back, you might be a redneck.

If you and your dog use the same tree, you might be a redneck.

If you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say Cool Whip on the side, you might be a redneck.

If your working television sits on top of your non-working television, you might be a redneck.

You may be a redneck if you have spent more on your pickup truck than on your education.

My grandma, just re'nly passed away. Hundred and four years old. S'right, but they saved the baby.

Her horse got a broken leg and I had to shoot it. So now, it's got a broken leg and a gunshot wound. I don't know what you shoot it for. I guess it helps the healing process. If it ain't better tomorrow, I'm gunna shoot it again, I'll tell you that right now.


Well I just don’t feel like writing any others down, but that’s it. Therefore, I know everyone has at least a little bit of redneck in them. Some of us are just better at hiding it than others, like with being weird.

So my cousin’s kids just left from having a sleepover last night. It was pretty entertaining. We played Lego Batman. I think it’s kinda funny that they were confused that I wanted to play the villain part of the game because I personally prefer Catwoman to Batman. Don’t get me wrong, Batman is awesome, but the Batman villains are SO much cooler. If you don’t think that The Riddler is awesome then there’s something wrong with you. I’m excited to see Johnny Depp in that role, but at the same time, I’m not sure who I’ll like as the Riddler better. Johnny Depp is epic and probably my favorite actor, but Jim Carrey is just SO funny! I suppose I’ll just have to wait and see.